The Rain!! And the Mysterious Phanny Pack?

Friday night in Las Vegas with me and my boys, and we all decide that Club Rain, at the Palms Casino is the way to go! We arrived at the club about 11:00 p, to find ourselves in the back of a mile long line. My cousin Nikhil, went to the front of the line to speak to a bouncer to see if he could grease us through to the front of the line. Around 12:00 a, Nikhil finally got us in the club, where we danced the night away. While we were in the, looking at the crowd above in his own suite, was the one the only HULK HOGAN and his fanny pack. Now, I am not a fashion expert, but a fanny pack, wasn't that the cool thing to do back in the 80's. WHAT POSSIBLE REASON WOULD HOGAN have to bring a fanny pack into one of the hottest clubs in the U.S. Could he be hiding a wad of money? a GAT? Steroids? WHAT could it be, I was racking my brain all night, even today - WHAT COULD IT BE?

Hogan, you may have won this war, but some day, SOME HOW, I will figure out what is in that damn FANNY PACK!!